I met a Nigerian man last night at a bar full of swanky hipsters. it was quite odd being with old people. i didn't actually care to be there but one of the girls was meeting a dude who she met last night who was coincidentally playing at this venue. so we arrive and his extremely drunk brother starts to talk to us. i was with a friend and we were clearly uninterested. anyways after a shpeel on why we're not lesbians and why she is single and why i am definitly in a relationship, he's like "life's bisexual. because she fucks guys and girls". interesting right? i found two things interesting from his drunken observations.
1. that i was in a relationship. haha thats like the farthest thing that i am even in our pac rim. he was like "you didn't make an effort". interesting right? sorry i keep saying interesting- its because during our time in Malaysia, we had to write field journals of observations that we found "interesting". so.over.rated. well his observation is soo right! lately i've been getting tired or hangry when we go out. its really weird. i just crave in n out. or salads! you know, i've never been hangry so many times before in my life. i dont really remember a time when i was starving but there are so many times when im just a POed person because i havent had food. its incredibly frustrating. Also i've been looking either super butch or super cute in Nam. its really odd. maybe i have an alterego- connor the bro.
2. the life shpeel. makes you look at life in a different perspective.... or not. its just a funny thing to say.
well thats all folks!
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